This Is Us
Patient: give it to me straight doc what's wrong with my x-rays
Doctor: can't find any bone titties

burgerkid:

burgerkid:

burgerkid:

Who does a pharaoh talk to when he’s sad?

His mummy.

i lost 10 followers already

Over the years we’ve had a variety of odd pairs

nothenks:

little-cyes-2:

We have a frog and a pig

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a rabbit and a promiscuously drawn woman

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a donkey and a dragon

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a shape shifting dog and a rainbow unicorn

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these two

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and a warthog with a meerkat who raise a lion cub

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But no one will ever accept the Bee Movie

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I thought this was gonna be about gay couples but gee was I mistaken

legalmexican:

I only accept anon hate in size 12 Times New Roman double spaced MLA format

colesprouseofficial:

sorry! your password must contain at least seventeen roman numerals and the entire script of shrek the third

killerbunny98:

wishuponasilverlining:

actsofknittery:

thegirlwhocriedfoxface:

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Never have I hit reblog so quickly.

All little girls should see this. Truly inspiring!

Who’s the one in the top picture not repeated in her own? Round glasses and red sparkly pants?

I thinks she’s Gloria Steinem

Let’s make the Flubber movie cover the most reblogged picture on Tumblr.

mymompickedthisurl:

thewinchesterswagger:

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HOW IS THIS THE FIRST TIME I’VE SEEN THIS IT’S ALMOST AT 10 MILLION WTF

vampirevvekend:

ON FACEBOOK THIS GIRL POSTED ‘LMS IF YOU THINK IM HOT’ AND NO ONE LIKED IT AND THIS GUY COMMENTED A LINK TO A YOUTUBE VIDEO OF CRICKET SOUND EFFECTS I CANT RBEATHE

instahot:

you know that quiet girl in class?

yeah she goes home and makes fun of you all on tumblr

underdoge:

yesimbeyonce:

If Beyonce was a superhero, who would she be

Beyonce

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